10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is for loners.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.