10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.