10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is