10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it