10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "No river, no fish."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fish don't eat Nutz!