10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fold and live to fold again
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury