10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus