10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright