10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Welcome to kicker school
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Why not, when some because there are three.