10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom