10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.