10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave