10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "No river, no fish."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders