10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is for loners.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.