10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."