10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!