10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm