10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)