10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth