10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword