10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.