10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim