10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson