10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.