10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow