10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"