10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!