10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.