10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.