10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters