10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)