10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is