10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP