10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"