10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen