10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Why not, when some because there are three.