10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Welcome to kicker school
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.