10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.