10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester