10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05