10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph