10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts