10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek