10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT