10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow