10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."