10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death