10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is for loners.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"