10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..