10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.